My Designs

Between my ADHD and perimenopause, my patience is thinner than a trashy romance plot line. I want to create patterns we can, and actually will, finish! To that end, I gravitate toward certain design elements:

But of course, because I can’t follow the rules (even my own), each design tends to break at least one. I like to live on the edge.

My Kits

When building a kit, I include everything you need to complete the project, beginning to end. This includes way more thread than you need (because mistakes are expected) AND materials to finish the back of the project, like felt and matching thread. 

If you were to end up on a deserted island with one of my kits, I want you to be able to impress your favorite palm tree with a completely finished project. Also, I hope it's a desserted deserted island, because wouldn't that be amazing?

My story

I'm a recovering CFO currently enjoying my Fuck It Era™. I live in Minneapolis with my dog, who I will absolutely compare to your children. Life is pretty damn good. Except for all the shitty stuff, obvs.

This is my latest list of things that can fuck right off:

• other people's expectations
• the word "should"
• cancer
• the patriarchy
• gluten-free bread
• narcissists, especially the stalker-y kind who are reading this right now
  
• mosquitos
• decaf coffee